Welcome

hello and welcome to lydcity, i’m lydia, your host. if you ever find yourself lost, you can find your way back here by clicking the wheel just above where it says ‘welcome’. you can find your environmental death prevention harness above you, and in the cabinet draw to the right, you can find your mental toughness/elation serum. please ensure your divine tether stays tied firmly around your waist at all times. the lyd.city citizen’s bureau is not responsible for your loss of body or mind if you fail to abide by these guidelines.

What is lyd.city?

☛ lyd.city is open to all!

☛ lyd.city is a fun place to visit!

☛ lyd.city is what everyone’s talking about!

☛ lyd.city is a mindset!

☛ lyd.city is something fun to talk to your friends about!

☛ lyd.city is a way to a better life!

☛ lyd.city is a fun place to explore!

☛ lyd.city is proven by doctors to release many beneficial neurotransmitters!

☛ lyd.city is a new corporate vanguard in the lifestyle-productivity sphere!

☛ lyd.city offers entirely hither-to undiscovered experiences in the parasocial relationship sphere!

☛ lyd.city is not a safe place for common household pets.

☛ lyd.city is a safe place for uncommon and threatening household pets! (e.g snakes, alligators, wasps)

☛ lyd.city is not a place to feed the wildlife.

☛ lyd.city lets you think entirely new™ thoughts!

☛ lyd.city does not negociate with philosophers, and as such they will be imprisoned on sight.

☛ lyd.city is a place to get away from it all!

☛ lyd.city is not a place to show weakness, or get in touch with your emotions.

☛ lyd.city is the perfect place to take a relaxed breath after a long day’s work!

☛ lyd.city air is not safe without a respiratior or rare genetic mutation.

☛ lyd.city is a place to make your fortune!

☛ lyd.city is a place for spiritual and career development in ways you never thought possible!

☛ lyd.city rewards those willing to make personal sacrifices.

☛ lyd.city is not resposible for any amount of spiritual corrosion, or in extreme cases liquefaction.

if you experience any of the following: nausea, vomiting, dizziness, temporary aphantasia, loss of body, loss of self, sensation of dirt under the fingernails that does not cease once washed, overwhelming feelings of understanding the world around you, a yellowing of the skin around the eyes, the sensation of puzzle pieces being assembled at the edges of your vision, or all encompassing feelings of bliss and contentment, please contact the lyd.city emergency visitor adjustment shaman.